Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Why doesn't she have her own reality show?

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Talk about a show I'd lock my door and turn my cell off to. I'm gonna go ahead and move to Hollywood this weekend in hopes of becoming Lindsay's new partner in crime. I'd start making decisions for her. Don't worry, she'll remain nude and drunk but I'd just give her ideas on where to take such class.

Apparently Calum Best wasn't a one weekend fling. Calum Best and Lindsay Lohan both checked into the SoHo Grand Hotel with different sex partners for the night. Lindsay went out partying until 1:30 in the morning [guess it was boring or she wanted to get her drunken sex on] and wound up passing out in the middle of the SoHo lobby. She then had to be carried to her hotel room by the manager.

"She was writhing on the floor. Everyone could see that she wasn't wearing any underwear." says an insider.

Lindsay then found it necessary to call Calum repeatedly and when he didn't answer she walked her sexy hips to his room and started banging on his door. Like a dumbass, he answered it revealing the [naked, i'm sure] woman on the bed.

"Lindsay went Cuckoo. She yelled at him, slammed the door and started pounding on it some more. Lindsay was escorted back to her room but was asked to leave at 5:30 after futher shananigans took place. She checked out at 6:30am.

I was kicked out of a hotel once. Not because I was a Jealous girl who got fucked [pun intended] over, but because I use to drink a lot. & when I would drink, I would lay down in the middle of parking lots and make concrete angels and sing to the stars. I miss the old days.


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