Lily Allen was arrested this past week for apparently assaulting a photog. Hahahahaha. What. I love random normal people who decide one day that their ultimate dream is to become a celebrity. Whether their celebrity be from acting, singing, modeling, etc. but have the nerve to think they're going to make millions of dollars sucking in the industry and not have some sort of alternative negative end of the stick.
This is show biz Lily. You didn't honestly think you were going to smile your way to the top. Oh, you did. This is what happens when you want to make a buttload of money and have everyone know your face. There are going to be cameras around you for the rest of your life, or until we're like Fuck that flower with the accent. So get use to our eyes while you pump your gas in your too big jeans, turquoise jacket and Chanel purse.
Alright, you caught me. The real reason for my Lily Allen entry is not because she's interesting, but because I wanted to mention The Chanel Bag she's hiding behind.