Remember when Paris Hilton became famous because she made a night vision porno. and remember how she really didn't do anything but touch her hair, smile and answer the phone. and America became immediately fascinated?
Why isn't America that fascinated with Kim Kardashian? Did someone change the sex gets you ahead rule? Or do people just not like brunettes with amazing faces, white range rovers and cow heads for ass cheeks?
I'm gonna take a nap while everyone else realizes that they wanna bathe in her sweat.