Brad Pitt has allowed Angelina Jolie to totally corrupt his mind. Having a demon for a girlfriend and babies from around the world does not make you OLD Bradley. Ugh.
A younger person's game? What. Are you 94? Bradley, go into your bathroom and chant your name three times. Ssh. Ssh. It's okay just do it. but make sure you'r chanting. a simple "brad" doesn't work. Oh. Your lights flickered, the bathroom steamed and Sexiest Man Ever showed up on the mirror?
Well alright. My work here is done.