And that goes specifically for Christina Aguilera and Jennifer Lopez. Because while they continue to deny their pregnancies, I've gone ahead and taken the initiative to say if they're not Pregnant then they're fat.
And they just keep getting fatter. But they're not pregnant. That's not a baby in there. Because they say they're not. And when they go look for baby clothes and stroke cribs, it's not for them. A lot of people are fond of window shopping. So they're not pregnant okay. Because they say so. And just because they're stomachs are growing by the day doesn't mean child. It means drive thru's, pints and secret midnight drives to Circle K for Snickers. King Size.