Too many unneccesary words can get boring so I'm going to shorten this for my ADD readers. One of Lindsay Lohan's friends has taken it upon herself to report to the world that,
"She snorted 20 lines of cocaine in one night. She stripped down to a thong before inhaling the drug off a coffe table. She's bragged about wild sex sessions with celebrities such as James Blunt and Calum Best. Lindsay doesn't care who sees her do coke or where she does it. She carries a water bottle to fool everyone into thinking she is clean but it's really Vodka and Soda. I remember looking at her and thinking how pathetic she looked and how out of control she had become. When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her. I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone. Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out. Lindsay isn't only addicted to booze and drugs, she is also hooked on sex with some of Hollywood's hottest men. She told me she's slept with, James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco. She loves the Brits and told me she's slept with James Blunt a few times over the past month. She heard I met him and sent me a text saying 'Stay away from him bitch, he's mine.' She told me she's messed around with Leonardo Dicaprio in the past but claimed to have never slept with him. she also flew to New York about two months ago to go to bed with Jude Law. Last November she slept with Calum Best. She didn't tell me if he was any good but she is usually too wasted to know what is going on anyway. Going to rehab was all for publicity. She wanted people to see her seeking help but it hasn't got her off the drugs at all. In an average night, Lindsay will do two and half grams of coke on her own. She doesn't buy it, it's given to her by friends and aquaintances and it turns her into an angry monster. I have watched Lindsay many a time treating her staff like crap. That's why I'm showing this video. So the world can know what Lindsay has been doing and she can't lie about it to herself or anyone else."
FUCK this bitch. Lindsay, I don't know if you missed the memo sweetpea but NO ONE is your fucking friend in Hollywood. Are you kidding me. Something must've happened. This bitch [do we know her name] probably wanted a new purse but because she didn't get Lindsay the right size coffee from The Coffee Bean she was denied. Then, she was probably jealous of Lindsay fucking James Blunt and Benicio Del Toro [vomit] and just couldn't take being the bitch in the backseat anymore. So why not shove a camera in my friends face and then exploit her to the world.
Guess what snitch, WE ALREADY KNEW THIS !! Raise your hand if you like Lindsay Lohan because you're stuck in the thought that maybe, just maybe, with a little more harassment she'll straighten her act out and become Mandy Moore. Okay. Okay. Put your hands down. Raise your hand if you like Lindsay Lohan because you know she is an entertaining [what the fuck] FOOL. My hand's raised for those who can't see. Lindsay's a piece of work and I'm shocked that people are still acting as if it's fresh news. Get over it. Some people like a little cocaine. Some people like a little E. Some people like a little Heroin. Some people like a little Vodka. Some people like a little Tequila & most people like a whole lotta sex. Lindsay Lohan just so happens to like my entire list here.
Haha. I'm amused by this subject. & it's not just because I think Lindsay is one of the most attractive people ever, but because we're acting like she's the only person in the world doing it. "She's hooked on sex with some of Hollywood's hottest men." WHAT. What young pulsating woman ISN'T. Everyone wants to get down and sexual with a hollywood plastic face.
We know Lindsay's crazy. We know she likes to lie. We know she likes to shop. We know she likes to sniff a lil coke and we KNOW she likes to drink. C'mon, did we really think she drank VOSS water. That shit is rank. The only good thing about it is it's presentation. She's 20 years old and likes to drink. Sound the motherfucking alarms.
Shall we recap?
She drinks, does a little coke and spends $20,000 a month to play games with US.
I am too flattered.