Shanna Moakler, my favorite perfect mother, housewife, divorced and rekindled sleeper inner wrote a post on her myspace monday addressing the newest Lindsay Lohan DUI scandal. She says that a lot of people have been asking her opinion on it so she shared her thoughts with the rest of the world.
When you making 8 million dollars a film.....HIRE A DRIVER!!
I've been getting a lot of letters asking my thoughts on recent events, so here it goes.... I know a lot of people think karma is going around and yeah I guess it might be, but to me..this is far from karma, if anything people like Paris love this shit, walking out of a court house to be met by a bevy of paparzzi like princess diana...carrying the bible around...loves it! Karma will be the day she's married and has kids and her husband goes and fucks a 22 yr old and knocks her up. I don't find happiness in others when they are down, but I sure in hell don't feel bad for people who play the victim constantly and are far from it. People who feel it's their job to make people feel beneath them or take opportunities others would die for an shit on them and frankly make a mockery of. So as the penis posse goes down one by one and enters jail or rehab...I don't really think anything of it...they just show me what I always knew and thought they were _________. ( you can fill in the blank)
I hope you are all well and as always thanks for your letters,
CUNTS or BRILLIANT. Those are my two fill in the blank answers. I love Shanna. She's all like, I don't really think anything of it ... but let me give you a paragraph or three. I'm curious as to why everyone and their mother is tryin to spend these girls paychecks. She makes so much money, what she NEEDS to do is ... Get out of her pocket. It's obvious that the Hollywood scene is a big show for the rest of the simpletons. What. Paris got a DUI and she's going to Jail. People are talking more about her than me. I'M gonna drive drunk but instead of driving without lights, I'm gonna crash and leave the scene but keep my Coke in the box. That'll get em talkin.
Lindsay for the win.
& just for shits and giggles, here's what Lindsay had to say in response to Shanna.
im going to keep this simple and brief, like her career
for someone who "doesn't really think anything of it" sure had a mouth load to say. don't blame "young hollywood" for your FUCKED UP relationships you old haggard. maybe if you fixed yourself up a little bit, you wouldnt be so jealous of others. you know, a nice face/breast lift, lost a couple pounds (40), got rid of the paris haircut, and found yourself a decent looking boytoy you wouldn't be so depressed and feel the need to comment on other peoples lifes that you dont know.
p.s. your kids are ugly.
Why doesn't anyone re read anything they post. Like, we're all in SUCH a hurry we can't quickly go over what the fuck we're about to send to a person who will eventually think we're an illiterate fuck. Oh but who cares. Rich people don't need to be smart. SHOPPING can't be taught. It's simply a skill.