When I turned 21 years old, I thought it'd be kinda hip to eat good in the neighborhood. However, Applebee's has shit on Lindsay Lohan's 21 birthday party. I know, I know. It's not even supposed to be happening but her invitations are way too amazing to not be talked about.
Word on the street says that Lindsay is supposed to be returning home from rehab next week. She entered the Promises Facility May 28th with the intentions of staying for the entire 30 day program. However, Lindsay's seen the celebrity news for the past couple of weeks and realizes she's needed. & if Lindsay Lohan is anything, it's helpful. She's got a duty to keep the bored entertained so she's taking the initiative to come help us out.
& with Britney Spears being somewhat low key workin out her thigh muscles and Paris Hilton incarcerated, Lindsay could buy a box of Oreo's and be OMG SHE EATS COOKIES front page by Wednesday.
Viva La Lohan.