Look! It's everybodys favorite couple. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt from The Hills. [Cue Streamers and the we give a fuck music.]
I'm so funny, because when I said everyone's favorite couple, I meant everyone's favorite two people they want to see dead. Sometimes I wish that a massive wave would come out of no where carrying an Orca that hasn't eaten in a year.
The attack would happen with a wink from my bashful eye when I saw the two of them getting ready for one of their planned strolls. and because the cameras always seem to be there, we'd have front row seats to their deaths.
Anyone else swooning?
Lemme see those hands.