Hiss Boo. I Missed It.

You know what. When I tell people I want to move to Los Angeles, they usually give me a raised eyebrow. Eww why. Think ur gonna be famous? LICK CUNT BITCH is usually what passes through my brain waves. You'd want to be famous as well if u had an ounce of talent in ur meaingless existence. But I want to move to Los Angeles because Ryan Seacrest apparently seems to be more than just oh that dude from American Idol. Because ... in case u missed that joke ... That's all I thought he was. Oh and of course on E! but Ssh. Anyway ... Seacrest is pretty hot and happenin in dreamland and ALWAYS HAS ALL THE HOT SHIT !! Example.

While I'm still listening to three different stations playing the same seven songs, Los Angeles got to experience Britney Spears' new single. Ooooo !!!!!!


"Everyday, I’m in a daze
Looking for that someone
And everyday, I sit and kneel and pray
Oh, sweet love, can I get some?
So why do you desert me, baby boy?
I need your love right now!
And if you desert me, baby boy
Don’t you leave me in your crowd
[Talking]
Hey baby, what time you gonna get home?
Oh, really?
[Sigh]
Alright, well, I’ll see you later, then
Oh, wait
Would you mind getting some…
Yeah, when you come home
Yeah, that’s it
I love you too
Bye
[Singing again]
Some day when you see my face
You will think that you have won
And some day when it’s all away
Our love just begun
So why did you desert me, baby boy?
I thought that you, you were the one
So if you preferred the other one
She won’t bring you the sun(son)"

I don't have speakers at my place of typing all this shit up so I haven't been able to hear it yet. Sources say the song basically fucking sucks but that's alright because that sort of criticism only gets you entry to hell. Hah. Joke.

I'm also hearing that the song is a Ballad. A BALLAD !! Okay Britney. Lemme pull u down low for this one. YOU pop princess should not be releasing a slow, let me sit on a stool song as ur first single in years. It needs to be 18 steps above Avril's Girlfriend.

As in poppy catchy OMG YES it's on again. Because ... I hope ur not going to try and match the singers of today. Or try and prove your newfound maturity via song beat ... because I'm expecting a raunchier noise in between Britney & In The Zone. I want her new shit to be the get ready in the morning, Ooo gotta take this to the gym and im using Crayola album.