Lily Allen. Officially My Newest Idol.

Oh Lily.
How I said this exact thing about u forever ago. And now that you've shed ur insecurity ... you're actually ADMITTING to being a jealous bitch.

"A lot of that stuff I said was because I didn’t feel confident,” she says. “”I felt like, ‘Oh God, I’m short, fat, ugly…and I hate all these people who flaunt their beauty.’ Ever since a kid I’ve felt like I’m possibly the uncoolest, naffest person ever to walk the earth. But I feel great at the moment. I actually don’t have one bad thing to say about anything.”

Jealous females who admit they're bitchy because they are a jealous female get my vote.