Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Oh man, not again.

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Shut your traps. I cannot help it if Lindsay Lohan happens to be one of the most written about actresses of my time. I write for the people and it's obvious that Lindsay Lohan is what the people want. Lohan made Maxim's Hot 100 list this year as uh number one. I have the slightest idea why. I'm kind of annoyed that fellow obsession Britney Spears didn't make the cut but I guess being bald isn't sexy n shit.

Maxim Editor in Chief Jimmy Jellinik stated, "There is no other star in the world that causes more of a stir in the public eye than Lindsay. Her every move is watched and reported on. She is a huge star in the truest meaning of the word and everyone at Maxim, including our 14 million readers, is obsessed with her."

14 million and 1. It's almost as if I'm going on a blind date when I read things like this. It actually makes me want to stay commited to my vow to quit the drugs and focus on the pole.

Congrats to Lindsay for being the HOTTEST CHICK ON THE PLANET.


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