This will get you laid ...
... again ... but this time condoms will be used.
Brad Pitt carries Shiloh [the most anticipated birth since Jesus ... minus the anticipated part] over his head at a ... i see a balloon ... party. Yeah. A party. For kids. Or maybe for himself but a party none the less. Fuck it. Men who push strollers with the heavy water baby inside to create the illusion of fertility ... You'll get laid too. But make sure it's one of the ones that doesn't cry. Uhck.